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Santa, can you hear me?
Do ya want my list of things?
All I want for Christmas are brand new knees, while you’re at it take away my responsibility

Santa, do you ever get cold,
Driving that sleigh around the world?
But god damn I bet ya seen some things
Sliding in and out all those chimneys.

Santa, how’s mrs. clause?
Does she miss you when you’re gone?
Does she trust you with all those foreign women?
She’s got one shot a year at life without you in it.

She’s got a long list, but she’s been bad this Christmas.

Santa, one more thing, all I want for Christmas is world peace
And for my garden to grow green.
But I’ll settle for the world to stop burning.

And Santa, if you’re still there, take away the mess and leave me the affair
Because a secret is fun to keep
And I need room to breath.

I’ll get naked and dance around sing jingle bells till I pass out.
I’m drinking heavily lord help me now and there’s green and red tinsel all through the house.
I'm watching black and white movies on rerun where the snow is falling everyone’s in love
I’m getting paranoid cause I got a long list and I’ve been bad this Christmas

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